
Fun Attributes
Party sunglasses are novelty eyewear designed to turn heads, spark conversations, and keep the sun out of your eyes while you're at it. Available in four daft designs — Alien, Silly Straw, Mushroom, and St. Patrick's Day — these are the kind of accessories that make strangers want to be your friend. Lightweight plastic frames, tinted lenses, and shapes that refuse to take themselves seriously.
| Variant | Vibe | Best For |
|---|---|---|
| Alien | Green, bug-eyed, extraterrestrial | Sci-fi fans, space-themed parties, anyone who wants to look like they just landed |
| Silly Straw | Colourful tubes wrapping around the frame | Pool parties, summer festivals, people who like their accessories absurd |
| Mushroom | Fungi-shaped frames | Forest raves, nature lovers, smartshop regulars who wear their interests on their face |
| St. Patrick's Day | Green, shamrock-themed | March 17th (obviously), Irish pubs, any excuse to go full leprechaun |
| Spec | Value |
|---|---|
| Material | Lightweight plastic |
| Lens type | Tinted (novelty — not UV-rated eyewear) |
| Fit | One size fits most adult heads |
| Variants | Alien, Silly Straw, Mushroom, St. Patrick's Day |
| Weight | Under 50g |
| Category | Novelty accessories / party supplies |
Heading to a festival or throwing a party? Pair these with glow sticks, UV body paint, or a pocket-sized rolling tray to round out your kit. The Mushroom variant looks particularly good alongside our fungi-themed stash gear.
Here's the thing about festivals and parties: after 6 hours of dancing, everything starts to look the same. Same outfits, same sunglasses, same faces. These break the monotony. We've seen people wearing the Alien pair at Dekmantel get stopped for photos every 20 metres. They're conversation starters that happen to keep the sun off your retinas.
The frames are plastic — we're not going to pretend they're titanium. They're light enough that you forget you're wearing them, which matters when you're moving around all day. The tinted lenses cut glare without turning everything pitch black, so you can still make eye contact with people (or avoid it, depending on your mood). One honest note: these aren't rated sunglasses for UV protection, so don't rely on them as your only eye defence on a blistering July afternoon. They're party pieces first, sun shields second.
Compared to spending money on a pair of Wayfarers you'll inevitably lose at a festival, these do the job without the heartbreak. Lose them in a field? Annoying, not devastating. Sit on them in a tent? Same story. They're disposable fun — and sometimes that's exactly what the situation calls for.
The tinted lenses reduce glare and make bright days more comfortable. They're not certified UV400 sunglasses though — treat them as novelty eyewear that happens to cut brightness, not as proper sun protection for extended exposure.
The frames are one-size-fits-most with flexible plastic arms. They sit comfortably on the majority of adult heads. If you normally struggle with standard sunglasses being too tight, the Alien pair tends to have the most forgiving fit.
Plastic throughout — both frames and lenses. This keeps the weight under 50g and means they won't shatter if you drop them or sit on them. They can scratch if you're rough with them, so toss them in a pocket rather than loose in a bag of keys.
Not really. The frames sit close to the face and there's no room for a second pair underneath. If you wear glasses daily, the Alien variant has the most space around the eyes, but it's still a tight squeeze.
From what we've seen in the shop, Mushroom and Alien sell fastest. The Mushroom pair gets a lot of love from our regular customers — it's on-brand for the smartshop crowd. Silly Straw picks up in summer.
Fully reusable. They're not flimsy single-event throwaways — the plastic is sturdy enough for repeated use across multiple parties and festivals. Just don't expect them to survive being crushed at the bottom of a rucksack indefinitely.
Last updated: April 2026