Stash & storage
by CleanU
The CleanU SafeBag 2.0 is a body-worn stash pouch that sits directly above the crotch, hidden under your clothes, keeping valuables completely out of reach during body searches, festival pat-downs, or crowded travel situations. It's built specifically for the female body — contoured, flat, and virtually undetectable once in place. If you've ever had cash lifted from your pocket at a festival or spent half a journey worrying about your cards, this is the fix.
The SafeBag 2.0 comes in three sizes — S, M, and L — based on waist measurement. The elastic band needs to sit snug but not tight; if it's loose, the pouch shifts around and becomes noticeable under clothing. If you're between sizes, go one down rather than one up. A slightly firmer fit keeps the bag flat against your body, which is the whole point. The pouch itself is the same across all three sizes — only the waistband length changes.
The stash pouch comfortably holds an ID card, 1–2 credit or debit cards, folded banknotes, and small personal items like herbs or pills — all in a single flat compartment with no dividers. That's deliberate: fewer layers mean a thinner profile against your skin, which means less visible through clothing.
The pouch also fits a standard CleanUrin sachet. Tucked against your body, the synthetic urine reaches a natural temperature range of 32–34 degrees Celsius within roughly 15 minutes of skin contact. No heating pads, no fiddling — your body heat does the work. If you're heading to a workplace screening or a festival with testing, this is a practical, hands-free way to carry it. According to EMCDDA reporting on workplace drug testing across Europe, screening programmes are becoming more common — which makes discreet carrying solutions increasingly relevant.
| Item | Fits in SafeBag 2.0? | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| ID card | Yes | Sits flat, no outline visible |
| 1–2 bank cards | Yes | Stack them; still thin enough |
| Folded banknotes | Yes | Fold once or twice for best fit |
| Herbs or pills | Yes | Small quantities only |
| CleanUrin sachet | Yes | Reaches 32–34 °C in ~15 min via body heat |
| Coins | Not recommended | Bulky, rigid — creates visible outline |
| Keys | Not recommended | Uncomfortable and detectable |
The SafeBag 2.0 is one of the most comfortable body-worn stash solutions currently available, outperforming standard money belts and sewn-in underwear pockets on both fit and discretion. We've handled a lot of stash gear over the years — money belts, hidden pockets sewn into underwear, those neck pouches that make you look like a tourist from 2004. The SafeBag 2.0 is genuinely different. The webbing is soft and flexible, almost like a wide sports bra band. It doesn't dig in, doesn't ride up, and the material sits against skin without that clammy synthetic feeling you get from cheaper nylon pouches.
The one honest limitation: if you load it with coins or anything bulky and rigid, you'll feel it. This is designed for flat items — cards, notes, small sachets. Stuff a bunch of keys in there and you'll know about it every time you sit down. Stick to what it's made for and you'll forget you're wearing it within 10 minutes.
Compared to the CleanU underwear with a hidden compartment, the SafeBag 2.0 is more versatile — you wear it with whatever knickers you already own, and you can take it on and off without a full wardrobe change in a portaloo. The underwear option is better if you want zero chance of anything shifting, but the SafeBag wins on convenience.
From Our Counter: One of our Amsterdam shop staff wore the SafeBag 2.0 through an entire weekend at Dekmantel last summer — loaded with her ID, two cards, and folded cash. She told us she forgot it was there until she got home Sunday night and found it still strapped on. That tracks with what we hear from most customers: once it's on and loaded flat, it basically disappears. The only complaint she had was that she'd accidentally put a coin in there on day one and felt it press into her hip every time she sat on the grass. Flat items only — that's the rule.
| Feature | CleanU SafeBag 2.0 | CleanU Stash Underwear | Standard Money Belt |
|---|---|---|---|
| Designed for | Women | Women / Men (separate models) | Unisex |
| Wearing position | Above the crotch | Integrated into underwear | Around the waist, under shirt |
| Detectable in pat-down | No | No | Yes — security staff are trained to find these |
| Easy on/off | Yes — pull on over hips | No — full underwear change | Yes |
| Holds CleanUrin sachet | Yes | Yes | Not designed for it |
| Comfort over full day | Excellent | Excellent | Moderate — pressure points on hips |
A purpose-built body stash bag like the SafeBag 2.0 offers significantly better security than pockets, money belts, or generic travel pouches because it sits in a location that standard pat-downs cannot reach. We've been selling festival and travel gear since 1999, and the number one thing people underestimate is how quickly valuables disappear in a crowd. Phone in back pocket? Gone in 30 seconds at any decent-sized event. Money belt under your shirt? Better, but security staff will find it during a pat-down — that's literally what they're trained to spot.
The SafeBag 2.0 sits in a location that cannot be searched during a standard body check. That's not a loophole or a trick — it's a straightforward anatomical fact. For women, this is the most secure on-body storage option that exists outside of internal concealment, and it requires zero preparation. Strap it on, tuck your stuff in, get on with your day. If you're ready to buy the CleanU SafeBag 2.0, choose your size based on waist measurement and order directly from this page.
The elastic band distributes weight evenly across your waist, so there's no single pressure point digging into your hip like you get with a bum bag worn too tight. At roughly the weight of a thick hair tie when empty, you genuinely stop noticing it. We've had customers tell us they forgot to take it off after a 3-day festival — that's about the best review a stash bag can get.
Wearing the SafeBag 2.0 correctly takes under 30 seconds — step in, position the pouch, load your items flat, and pull your clothing over the top.
You can buy the CleanU SafeBag 2.0 directly from Azarius in all three sizes — S, M, and L. We ship from our Amsterdam warehouse and have stocked CleanU products since the brand launched. If you're unsure about sizing, order based on your waist measurement and size down if you're between options. For a complete discreet carry setup, also check out CleanUrin synthetic urine sachets and the CleanU underwear range with built-in stash pockets — both available in the CleanU category on Azarius.
No. The SafeBag 2.0 sits directly above the crotch — an area that is off-limits during standard body searches and pat-downs at festivals, airports, and events. As long as you load it with flat items, there's no visible outline through clothing.
Go by your waist measurement. S, M, and L correspond to small, medium, and large waist circumferences. If you're between sizes, size down — a snugger fit keeps the pouch flat and prevents shifting. The stash pouch itself is identical across all 3 sizes.
Yes. Hand wash with mild soap and let it air dry. The elastic webbing holds up well, but avoid tumble drying — high heat degrades the elasticity over time, and a loose band defeats the purpose.
It will. Body heat warms the sachet to 32–34 degrees Celsius within approximately 15 minutes. That's within the range of natural urine temperature, so no external heating is needed. Just make sure the sachet sits flat against your skin, not bunched up with other items.
Genuinely, yes. The soft elastic webbing doesn't dig in or cause skin irritation, and the contoured pouch sits flush against your body. Multiple customers have worn it across multi-day festivals without discomfort. The only caveat: don't overload it with bulky or rigid items like keys or coins.
It's designed and contoured for the female anatomy. Men looking for a similar solution should check out the CleanU boxershorts with a hidden compartment — same concept, different fit.
An ID card, 1–2 bank cards, folded cash, and a small quantity of herbs or pills — or one CleanUrin sachet. It's a single flat compartment, not a handbag. Keep items thin and flat for the best concealment and comfort.
Last updated: April 2026
