Water pipes & bongs
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The Penis Silicone Bong is a novelty silicone water pipe that delivers genuinely smooth hits from an anatomically correct, 21.5 cm phallic design. Made from food-grade, non-stick silicone, it's practically indestructible — drop it, toss it in your bag, throw it in the dishwasher. Available in black or white, this is the bong that gets passed around at every session, usually accompanied by a solid five minutes of laughter before anyone actually takes a pull.
| Variant | SKU | Vibe |
|---|---|---|
| Black | HS1706 | Sleek, slightly more discreet on a shelf (slightly) |
| White | HS1707 | The full anatomical effect — veins and all |
Both variants are identical in size and function. This is purely an aesthetic choice — go with whatever makes you (or your mates) laugh harder.
| Spec | Value |
|---|---|
| Height | 8.5 inches / 21.5 cm |
| Material | Food-grade, non-stick silicone |
| Bowl | Removable metal bowl piece |
| Mouthpiece | Tip of the shaft |
| Filtration | Water filtration via base chamber |
| Colours | Black (HS1706), White (HS1707) |
| Design | Anatomically correct with realistic vein detailing |
| Cleaning | Dishwasher-safe; also hand-washable with warm soapy water |
Complete your setup with a decent herb grinder — freshly milled bud packs better and burns more evenly in that bowl. A set of pipe cleaners is also worth grabbing for quick maintenance between deeper cleans.
We've sold a lot of bongs over the years. Glass ones, acrylic ones, ceramic ones shaped like garden gnomes. But nothing — and we mean nothing — gets the reaction that the Penis Silicone Bong does. It's a genuine icebreaker. Pull this out at a gathering and suddenly everyone wants a go, even the person who "doesn't really smoke."
Beyond the comedy, though, there's a solid smoking accessory here. Silicone bongs have a real advantage over glass: they don't shatter. We've seen customers lose beautiful glass pieces to a single clumsy elbow on a coffee table. This one bounces. The food-grade silicone is non-stick, meaning resin doesn't cling the way it does to glass or acrylic — a warm soapy soak and it's clean. You can even flatten it slightly for transport, which you absolutely cannot do with a glass water pipe.
The honest limitation? At 21.5 cm, it's not a massive bong. You won't get the lung-busting rips of a 45 cm glass beaker. But that's not what this is for. It's a fun, portable, conversation-starting piece that also happens to filter your smoke through water and deliver a cool, flavourful hit. For the price, it's hard to argue with that.
One of the best things about a silicone water pipe is how forgiving it is to clean. Glass bongs need careful handling, specialised cleaning solutions, and a prayer that you don't crack them in the sink. This one? Disassemble it, run it under hot water, and use a bit of washing-up liquid. For a deeper clean, soak it in warm water with isopropyl alcohol or a dedicated bong cleaning solution for 20-30 minutes, then rinse thoroughly.
The non-stick silicone surface means resin buildup is minimal compared to glass or acrylic. We'd recommend cleaning after every 3-4 sessions to keep the flavour pure. The removable metal bowl piece can be soaked separately — a small brush or pipe cleaner gets into the crevices. And yes, the silicone body is dishwasher-safe if you're feeling bold about your housemates seeing it on the top rack.
We carry both silicone and glass water pipes, and they each have their place. Here's how they stack up so you can decide what suits your setup.
| Feature | Silicone Bong | Glass Bong |
|---|---|---|
| Durability | Nearly indestructible — flexes, bounces, survives drops | Fragile — one drop on a hard floor and it's done |
| Flavour purity | Very good — food-grade silicone is taste-neutral | Excellent — glass is the gold standard for clean taste |
| Portability | Lightweight, packable, travel-friendly | Heavy, rigid, needs protective case |
| Cleaning ease | Dishwasher-safe, non-stick surface | Requires careful hand-washing, prone to resin sticking |
| Aesthetic | Fun, novelty designs (like this one) | Classic, artistic, often hand-blown |
| Price range | Generally lower | Varies widely — artisan pieces can be expensive |
If you want the absolute purest flavour and don't mind being careful, glass is king. If you want something you can chuck in a rucksack, clean in 2 minutes, and laugh about with your friends, the Penis Silicone Bong is the one.
Yes. Food-grade silicone is heat-resistant, non-toxic, and doesn't release harmful fumes at the temperatures involved in smoking herb. The flame only contacts the metal bowl piece, not the silicone itself. It's the same material used in baking moulds and kitchen utensils.
It does. The base holds water, the downstem submerges properly, and the smoke is filtered and cooled before it hits the mouthpiece. At 21.5 cm, the chamber isn't enormous, but it produces smooth, flavourful hits that are easy on the throat.
The silicone body is dishwasher-safe. Remove the metal bowl piece first and wash that separately by hand. A hot cycle with standard detergent works well for routine cleaning.
Fill the base so the bottom of the downstem sits about 1-2 cm below the waterline. If you hear bubbling when you inhale, you've got enough. If water reaches your lips, pour some out.
Both. It's built from durable, non-stick silicone that holds up to regular use. The novelty design is what gets people's attention, but the water filtration and ease of cleaning make it a genuinely practical daily driver if you want it to be.
Silicone is flexible, heat-resistant, and doesn't crack or shatter like acrylic can over time. It's also non-stick, so resin doesn't cling to the walls the way it does with acrylic. Flavour-wise, food-grade silicone is neutral — acrylic can sometimes impart a slight plastic taste, especially when new.
Yes. The Penis Silicone Bong includes a removable metal bowl piece that slots into the shaft. No extra purchases needed to start using it straight away.
Last updated: April 2026
